Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 08, 2014

But Wendy was his first love, and maybe she’s just playing hard to get.

@Boots at the BoarIf Wendy was his first then it is time for Norm to move on to the relationship of reverberations with Echo.

Did you ever have to make up your mindPick up on one and leave the other behindIt’s not often easy and not often kindDid you ever have to make up your mind

Did you ever have to finally decideSay yes to one and let the other one rideThere’s so many changes and tears you must hideDid you ever have to finally decide

Sometimes there’s one with big blue eyes, cute as a bunnyWith hair down to here, and plenty of moneyAnd just when you think she’s that one in the worldYou heart gets stolen by some mousey little girl

And then you know you’d better make up your mind…

Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss herAnd then you get distracted by her older sisterWhen in walks her father and takes you a lineAnd says, “You better go home, son, and make up your mind”

“Echo SEEMS to like me”

Norm you are so dense.

Please don’t tell me Wendy is coming back!

If she is big enough to safely bear your kids, height is irrelevant. We established not quite a year ago, the blonde is a result of H2O2. So what’s the difference other than reciprocity? As Walt Kelly observed, “Nothin’ worse than unignited love, ’cept maybe coddled parsnips or french-fried watermellon.” And I have long awaited each year for the latter to be this year’s hit at the State Fair of Texas (which may soon be stolen from the public and donated to the capitalists).