June: Ralph, I think you should start going to the gym.
Ralph: I do go to the gym!
June: You do? How often?
Ralph: Every day.
June: Maybe you should start doing different exercises.
Ralph: Or go to a gym that isn't next to a donut shop!
I used to go to a 24 hour gym that was right next to a local 24 hour bakery. It was pure temptation city. I can’t tell you how many nights I spent on the treadmill then later found myself sitting in the bakery with donuts and pies and cakes.
Ralph is eating a banana — a healthy fruit. AND he’s eating it without the added incentive of several scoops of ice cream, layers of chocolate/caramel/strawberry sauce, whipped cream, peanuts and a cherry.Kudos my man!, Kudos!
Boise Ed Premium Member about 9 years ago
No, Ralph, you have to go INTO the gym, not just to it.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member about 9 years ago
Some folks just go down to the locker room and watch Fox.
therese_callahan2002 about 9 years ago
During the winter, I prefer the sauna and steam room.
Kevindrabble about 9 years ago
Our law enforcement people get their way paid to use the gym. Does Ralph’s job as a TSA agent pay his way?
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 9 years ago
I used to go to a 24 hour gym that was right next to a local 24 hour bakery. It was pure temptation city. I can’t tell you how many nights I spent on the treadmill then later found myself sitting in the bakery with donuts and pies and cakes.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) about 9 years ago
Ralph is eating a banana — a healthy fruit. AND he’s eating it without the added incentive of several scoops of ice cream, layers of chocolate/caramel/strawberry sauce, whipped cream, peanuts and a cherry.Kudos my man!, Kudos!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 9 years ago
It’s more like he passes By the Gym on the way to the Donut Shop!