Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 10, 2016

I keep running into the ones that are triggered by the body heat from your hands. Only problem is, if the hands are wet, they don’t give off enough heat for the blower to detect it.

Now let’s see what he does with a motion activated paper towel dispenser.

The dryers usually work if you wave your hands underneath it for a few seconds. It’s the stupid faucets that don’t work, almost every time! I hold my hands underneath and if they work at all, it takes at least 10 seconds or so, and there I am with dirty hands. More than once I’ve had to leave in frustration and dirty hands!

I love the way designers place the towels or dryers far enough away from the sinks so you dribble water all across the floor to get to them. Even in the most modern of buildings more often than not, they do this.

Step 2: Wipe hands on pants.

And don’t touch the door handle on the way out

I thought it was the faucet that was broken until I couldn’t get a faucet to work, moved over one, and saw the next guy have no problem. Sheesh!

Now there’s something hard to believe. He actually washed his hands?!