Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 19, 2017

In his defense, it literally takes a second to go through “junk mail” AND who doesn’t know they’re living with a heel lover? I put all the blame on his wife.

Strange to see a strip where Ralph is the one making sense…

Heels are the best part of the bread!! Like Alondra said toasted is best. The junk mail could have been recycled. The bread could have been put in the yard waste container or toasted really dry for bread crumbs. Sprinkled on casseroles, or breading fish, chicken, etc.

Wait until he retires – and has to look at and be involved in everything he did not know was going on before – trust me – husband quit his job (after much discussion) as he was suffering from severe burn out. I now have to explain everything to him. Notices that used to come from the bank, etc. that he knew nothing about as I dealt with them – panic him. I can’t return the soda bottles for recycling as he thinks the bottle room as “icky”. I can’t donate stuff we don’t need “You’re getting rid of this? We need to keep it.”

1 – If the heel is thick enough I turn it inside out on a sandwich so it looks like a regular slice of bread. Lately the heels seem to be nothing – not a full height piece and too thin to use.

2 – MOST IMPORTANT- Never throw out junk mail without shredding at least any part of it with ID on it! Nothing gets tossed out with a name or address or phone number or the name of a bank, etc. we do business with. That is just giving identity thieves a gift.