He needs to be on a spit that rotates so that he can have a nice even coat and come out nice and crispy brown!
Have a nice skin cancer.
Get a fake tan from a bottle, Dad. It’s safer.
I think the point is… he is a little on the tubby side.
Isn’t striped the new look for this year?
It looks like Ralph needs a rotisserie tanner.
I once spent a sunny day at Six Flags wearing a “fish-net” shirt. Result: hilarious… ☺
Just like a big old braut, you have to constantly turn them to get a good braut.
I have a trucker tan, really annoying that ends of fingers are around wheel and white as my ….
June 19, 2015
jagedlo over 6 years ago
He needs to be on a spit that rotates so that he can have a nice even coat and come out nice and crispy brown!
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 6 years ago
Have a nice skin cancer.
cubswin2016 over 6 years ago
Get a fake tan from a bottle, Dad. It’s safer.
johovey over 6 years ago
I think the point is… he is a little on the tubby side.
shamino over 6 years ago
Isn’t striped the new look for this year?
banjinshiju over 6 years ago
It looks like Ralph needs a rotisserie tanner.
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
I once spent a sunny day at Six Flags wearing a “fish-net” shirt. Result: hilarious… ☺
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Just like a big old braut, you have to constantly turn them to get a good braut.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 6 years ago
I have a trucker tan, really annoying that ends of fingers are around wheel and white as my ….