Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 04, 2018

maybe this will help Drabble stick to his diet as well.

Him and his big mouth.

You shouldn’t shoot Ralphs out of season, June.

The perfect solution.

LOLOLOLOL!

There is nothing like a loving wife.

By all rights, June should be the one on top of the car.

I wonder what explanation they will give to the police officers who will stop them shortly…

so apparently, in the grand scheme of things, her priorities have been revealed.

I knew that people running on adrenaline got strength, but enough to overpower your husband, tie him to the top of your vehicle and then put two Christmas trees in your car without his help?

Buy better trees. For the $300 they spent they surely could have purchased a tree that won’t lose needles on the ride home.

Either Ralph left his manhood at home, or Honeybunch has them in her purse.

Look at the bright side Ralph. At least you don’t have to listed to that gawd-awful Christmas music on the drive home

Decorate Ralph.

The reason husbands should have a 15-second delay before making a declarative statement.

I guess it’s a good thing it’s a clear night with a full moon. Maybe Ralph could enjoy the stars on his ride home. Hopefully, it won’t start snowing….

Only in a comic strip. Ralph would be near death by the time they got home, in real life.

This is just stupid.