Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 15, 2019

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    cubswin2016  almost 6 years ago

    His only scale is the one of his imagination.

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    jagedlo  almost 6 years ago

    So if he sees his shadow, it’s six more pounds of weight?

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    C0MM0N-tater  almost 6 years ago

    How does he know it’s HIS shadow when he can’t see his feet?

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    WDemBlk Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    He could just get one of those mirrors that make you look skinny.

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    illuminare  almost 6 years ago

    Maybe one of these days the artist will draw Ralph as he really appears, as in my 600 pound life.

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    NobodyAwesome Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Ah, no wonder the summer weight is different than the winter weight. It is all about the angle of the sun.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  almost 6 years ago

    The Shadow knows…

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    ChessPirate  almost 6 years ago

    On cloudy days, Ralph goes hog wild…

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    RobinHood  almost 6 years ago

    Who knows what denile lurks in the guts of men? The shadow knows.

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    cuzinron47  almost 6 years ago

    And the shadow doesn’t complain about too many people being on the scale.

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    Charles Hoeft  almost 6 years ago

    Actually your shadow will make you look even bigger than you actually are. At least it will make you look bigger vertically not so sure about horizontally.

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