I had an aunt who put clear plastic covers over all the furniture and car seats to keep them nice. I never figured out who she was saving them for. Her tombstone now sits out in the rain.
Oh, gawd. . .does THIS bring back memories. When I went to my sister’s wedding reception at her in-laws’ home, there were clear plastic covers on every piece of furniture, and plastic runners all over the house. There were actually signs warning guests to “remain on the plastic runners at all times.” My brother-in-law had to have the dishes washed/stacked a certain way, and would never let my sister hang pictures on the wall or have any other form of “decorative detritus” anywhere in the house. Needless to say, he’s my EX-brother-in-law, but it took seven long years. . .
“I am Sorry but What Did We Buy It For if We Can’t Use It ?” " Who are We Impressing and Why ?" “Life is Too Short for Us to be Worrying About It !” “Please, Lets just Relax and Enjoy Our Time Together.” :-)
in the afterlife as in this one – I hope to lie around quite a bit. lying around is one of the better things in life. the longer between the lie-downs the greater the appreciation.
God, aren’t we done with the wife as shallow, nagging shrew humor yet? It’s been beaten to death and never was funny. Along with blonde jokes and clueless dad jokes. Why not do a cartoon of a black person eating a watermelon? All so 20th century from back when showing off your stereotypes passed as humor.
jagedlo about 5 years ago
c’mon…he’s got to lie SOMEWHERE!
BooksLover about 5 years ago
Unbearable obsession. Enjoy things!
Jeff0811 about 5 years ago
Do lie on Honeybunch, we want to keep her nice.
cubswin2016 about 5 years ago
I think that Honeybunch just likes to cause trouble.
BearsDown Premium Member about 5 years ago
I had an aunt who put clear plastic covers over all the furniture and car seats to keep them nice. I never figured out who she was saving them for. Her tombstone now sits out in the rain.
1953Baby about 5 years ago
Oh, gawd. . .does THIS bring back memories. When I went to my sister’s wedding reception at her in-laws’ home, there were clear plastic covers on every piece of furniture, and plastic runners all over the house. There were actually signs warning guests to “remain on the plastic runners at all times.” My brother-in-law had to have the dishes washed/stacked a certain way, and would never let my sister hang pictures on the wall or have any other form of “decorative detritus” anywhere in the house. Needless to say, he’s my EX-brother-in-law, but it took seven long years. . .
Space & Kitten about 5 years ago
“I am Sorry but What Did We Buy It For if We Can’t Use It ?” " Who are We Impressing and Why ?" “Life is Too Short for Us to be Worrying About It !” “Please, Lets just Relax and Enjoy Our Time Together.” :-)
shamino about 5 years ago
You’ve got pets, so you won’t ever be able to have “nice” furniture. Get over it.
davanden about 5 years ago
We know a little song about that: https://youtu.be/Vu0pcChqK2M
whenlifewassimpler about 5 years ago
OMG my mom reincarnated.
Saddenedby Premium Member about 5 years ago
in the afterlife as in this one – I hope to lie around quite a bit. lying around is one of the better things in life. the longer between the lie-downs the greater the appreciation.
fix-n-fly about 5 years ago
Get ready for bed and crawl in. She’s only telling you not to lay on top, not inside. Or tell her you will straighten it when you get up.
prairiedogdance Premium Member about 5 years ago
God, aren’t we done with the wife as shallow, nagging shrew humor yet? It’s been beaten to death and never was funny. Along with blonde jokes and clueless dad jokes. Why not do a cartoon of a black person eating a watermelon? All so 20th century from back when showing off your stereotypes passed as humor.
Jaythor 7 months ago
Horrible, horrible woman. He bought it, you shrew! Lay where you want, Ralph!