Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 27, 2019

Christmas Music on the 4th of July?! What The?!

In other words, she’s a doof, just like Ralph and Norman.

Who are the herald angels, and why do they sing “Hark”?

Then why are there fireworks?

She has to learn to like earlier Christmas music, such as Renaissance or Baroque. Nobody will notice then.

I do like the instrumental version of ‘Up On The Housetop’ by the Indigo Jazz Band.I’ve played it my phone twice this November and it is only 11/28/2019.

Is there anything our commercial culture does not overdo?

Christmas in July. Its a thing. Tune in QVC in July,

No, no you can’t – it’s still too early!

Is there any reason why she can’t listen to whatever she likes just because someone else thinks it is the wrong time/season/day/whatever?

In that case, I’m thankful for my iPod, wish you had one.

She must be a huge fan of the Hallmark Channels.

Personally, I can listen to Jimmy Buffet’s “Mele Kalikimaka” any time of the year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii1yC40fVeM

I thought she’d thankful to have June Cleavers pearl necklace

“Fairytale of New York” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

Had a choir director whose favorite song was “Carol of the Bells,” and asked that it be sung at her funeral, not matter what season. The actual January event wasn’t too far off.