Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 15, 2020

It’s OK Ralph, must’ve been a national emergency!

He should be the one braving the crowds…and Covid-19!

No mask nor gloves? Yesterday, he used the golf club for the donuts because of the quarantine. Ralph is a mall cop and apparently home for the duration. June (Honeybunch) will need to buy a large “gun safe” to store all the non perishable food and special order a lockable refrigerator.

Ralph eats Tupperware?

Really, Ralph?

A couple friends did a remodel and built a “safe” room under the new garage, the garage with two multi-ton vehicles in it.

I guess it’s for comic relief but why is she going to a crowded bulk store? I’ve been going to the local around the corner and I’m almost alone in the store at 7 a.m. I like lots of distancing in my shopping.

I guess the Drabbles live in an alternate reality?

I’ve been seeing non- responders wearing filter masks, surgical masks- I thought the first responders needed those.

“That was a two months supply???” said Ralph on Day 3 of lockdown.

L.A. Times is running a different series. Don’t know why — they’re running several others that are showing COVID reality. (Lio, Non Sequitur, Prickly City, Pearls Before Swine, La Cucaracha)

In that case Ralph, you need to get up off of your lazy butt and go to the store with your wife. Better yet – order online and have it delivered.