Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 22, 2020

Figures.

What a dope.

I never thought Ralph was “that” ugly…….

Is she worried about Ralph giving her the virus or is she horrified at his face?

That looked like something Norm would have done!

Was the mask made from half of one of Honeybunch’s bras?

Uh, Ralph? There’s this device called a mirror…

How about a mask that says “this is a stick up”

How can he see over that thing? The mask or the nose.

All of it is BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Is Ralph wearing a kippah (yarmulke) that magically changes color with the panel background?

Sure makes robbery easy.

SOUND THE ALARM!!! RELEASE THE DOGS!!!

In Texas, we have about 1/3 wearing masks now days. When all of this started, 2/3 were wearing them. Funny how time changes people’s fear.