Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 11, 2020

Busted!

How to lose friends and influence people.

At least Ralph is wearing pants…..

Aaah, church! A time of meditation, worship and unconditional love!

With a cheap microphone and slow intermittent WiFi you can talk in tongues.

If you’re willing to do a little digging, you can actually get some pretty nice ties at the dollar store.

I dress up like Ralph, but I don’t wear socks :-)

I participated in my first Zoom events last weekend and this one. No, not religious services, and not something I’m interested in repeating if not necessary. But one thing I did note was that I could mute my microphone (and turn off my video).

June, you are so wise.

Work meetings on Zoom are much better than in person. Mute the sound and turn off the video, let the blowhards blow, and lie back on the couch. So, when they get to the part where they say, are there any more questions—and some nut says yes—you don’t care.

Have YOU zoomed Jesus?

Wally’s look of disgust is priceless!

I bet they would rather see Wally.

I don’t really understand ZOOM, but why would you have a “ZOOM church”? My mom watches her church service online, but it is a broadcast of what is going on in the pulpit, not watching all the individual attendees.