Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 17, 2020

WHAT THE?!?!

Quick Ralph call the psychiatrist Honeybunch need some help.

I take it Honeybunch just wants the car to just sit there in the driveway and for Ralph not to drive it to work.

Well, it’s not going to auto decorate itself. Sorry…

My family cars were never decorated.

Rudolph the red nosed honda!

All hail the flag of Christmas Presents (had to add the s so as to not confuse it with the ghost in “A Christmas Carol”)!

Do not obstruct the headlamps, tail lights, or rear license plate. Those are ticketing offenses everywhere!

Around here a number of cars have red noses on the front & antlers (the fuzzy kind luckily) on the roof- usually the kind that are held in place by the windows. Every now & then, I’ve seen some with lights.

yet notice panels 2,3, and 4 have no decorations in the house visible.

Antlers and noses. Next year the Mrs wants the noses to light up. “Sigh.”

What happened to the Charlie Brown Christmas tree flag?

June is going too far. Ralph and the kids need to stage an intervention.

OK. So inside the car, outside, or both?

I love his shirt!

Plenty of room for more on the house. Think Griswolds!

A local man was stopped by the cops for having his car strung with Christmas lights. Turns out that’s illegal in our state as are most other decorations like tying a wreath to your bumper.

73rd flag on their house this year!

I want to change my headlights from white to red. Then drive backwards all the time.

AndI thought decorating cars was just an LA thing, what with the supremacy of cars in this town.

Oh for Pete’s sake you don’t put all that in your car and get distracted from driving….way too dangerous.