Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 29, 2020

amen Ralph, amen.

I do that with my glasses. Almost every time I take my mask off at least one of the ear loops gets caught inside my glasses’ ear piece, and off my glasses come.

I have the same issue with my wireless headphones.

My father gets his hung up on his hearing aids.

Between that and the fogging up of my glasses are a couple of reasons I’ll be glad when all this is over!

Good thing Ralph doesn’t also wear glasses.

At least he isn’t wearing glasses as well.

Perry Mason to his attractive young client: “I guess you don’t count patience among your virtues.”

Client responds: “I didn’t know patience was a virtue.”

I do that and it’s a mess

Time to invest on Bluetooth earphones.

Why I use wireless ear buds.

Happens with the oxygen tubes also for some of us pluggers.

I read all the comments about glasses and totally agree.And,now that winter is here,add a hat and I can understand why some people are driving with their masks on.If you have to make several stops,it is a pain in the butt to take the mask off and then try to put it back on.

Add glasses and an oxygen hose….FML

Ralph gets caught up in his underwear

Why do you think my headphones are BLUETOOTH?

Don’t worry, it’s going to be getting much worse very soon. The person assuming the office of the presidency said so.

2020 is the time of wireless headphones! I’ll had mine for a couple of years now!

Ralph! You are out doors. Take the mask off!

A combo of the mask, glasses and behind the ear hearing aids often leads to cursing.

It’s best a avoid these little entanglements.

You’ll wonder where the bluetooth went when you brush you teeth with Pepsodent.

For those having issues with hearing aids and masks, try a mask extender that lets the mask attach behind your neck. That’s what I give my hearing aid patients. You can buy one or make one with a strip of cloth and a couple of buttons. You can also use a small rubber band to attach buttons to your glasses frames and attach the mask there.

Glad he didn’t have hearing aids also or it would have been a triple problem:)

At least you’re wearing a mask Ralph! Two thumbs for that.

STOP wearing the masks! Especially outside, alone!