Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 30, 2021

Wally is very…..fetching.

Too close to the ground to register, Ralph.

Haha, clever.

Not clever, just lazy.

I think that is what is known as cheating.

Of course, Ralph’s going to be exposed when the doctor sees the number of “steps” taken and sees that he’s the same weight as before…

If at first you don’t succeed, try to find a way to cheat. . .

There’s a nap for that.

that’s cheating.

Since when is Ralph NOT lazy

Did you know “10,000 Steps” was a PR stunt by a pedometer company?

Wally said, 10,000 steps my @$$, this thing ain’t counting my back legs.

Dumb and Dumber.

Like no one else has done that.

We’ve seen this joke before, on commercials for fitness watches. The woman there is sitting on a bench throwing a ball while the dog has the watch over his tail.

He’s outside, getting some fresh air and moving his arm. Better than sitting in his chair eating potato chips….

His heart rate might be a tad high for his age.

No fair using a proxy.

If he could find some way to attach it the tail he’ll really get some mileage.

Strapping the counter to Wally’s tail will be a lot easier on him. It’s Ralph who needs the exercise.

Love my fitbit. I wear it on my ankle, though because on my wrist it doesn’t count steps if I am pushing a shopping cart!