Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 01, 2022

Isn’t that vehicle supposed to be driverless?

I bought one of those off the Internet once. Extremely discounted to $24.95. All it would do is go in circles on the kitchen floor. On carpet, it didn’t move at all.

Go Oogie!

“Beep beep. Beep beep. The cat went beep beep beep.”

Cats and Roombas…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUPg0dg7_fU

Could be worse Wally, it could be a Honey Badger…

Our robovac gets stuck under tables, desks, by the fireplace, next to shelves, on rugs, under the planter stand, etc. It’s useless and the dogs hate it.

Oogie looking VERY determined!

Let’s see how he handles going under furniture.

I always wanted one of these when I worked at Books A Million. We usually started end of day cleaning about thirty minutes before closing. I hated vacuuming with those mile long cords. I finally traded off for the trash cans and restroom cleaning detail. I had learned a few tricks from the inmate orderlies I had when I worked in Federal Prisons.

Every dog’s worst nightmare. His two worst enemies teaming up.

Someone is jealous.