Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 20, 2022

Frightening

If she can’t, what the heck has she been doing?

Can’t make decisions for me. Since when ?

Bull biscuits!!

It is possible to delete stuff off your DVR. Half the stuff (at least) you’re never going to watch again.

A Wally flag and no Wally? That’s just not right.

There was something in Mad Magazine’s Dave Berg’s The Light Side Of…about a teenage girl who found out many of her school mates weren’t going to the dance, so she decided she wouldn’t go either. She then told her mom that she makes up her own mind, and no one influences her.

Ralph, get the bacon burger (and cheese) with onions on rye… best of both worlds.

We have an 8 TB network drive that my wife uses for her movies and her old 1 TB drive and her old, old 500 GB drive.

I went to a ‘kids eat free’ night once. Never again. For some reason too many so-called adults think that the service staff should double as baby sitters.

If I were ever foolish enough to marry someone as toxic as Honeybunch, divorce proceedings would quickly follow.

He can actually go out to eat by himself. She does not need to be with him every second of the day. They’d both be happier if they spent less time together.

Patrick and Penny will eat free.

He married Miss Right. Unfortunately her first name is Always.

Apparently you can when it suits you. The term “harridan” comes to mind.

We’ve all heard that one, haven’t we?

Since when? She is maddening….