Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 22, 2022

They say pets resemble their owners. No wonder those two love each other. (But let’s be honest: Who among us could possibly hate Wally anyway?)

The way you fill out that, uh, muumuu, Ralph, you should consider skipping those late night snacks.

3 am today.

Now what are you gonna eat for breakfast in the morning?

Wally wanted a midnight snack.

Pizza is a lot of work to digest and can keep one up all night.