Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 29, 2022

Even a broke clock is right twice a day.

Maybe a five iron will do.

I guess I better hit the ball into the sand trap now. Otherwise I’m not getting my money’s worth for playing a round of golf. If it doesn’t take me 6 hours to shoot a 200 I feel like I’m being cheated. Someday I’ll have to try playing more than 9 holes and really get my money’s worth.

Given Ralph’s midsection, I would think “sandwich” would be the answer…

It’s been a rough life until now?

Only used to playing on courses where the only club used is the putter?

I play Star Trek golf. My ball goes where no man has ever gone.

Some Sundays I watch the golf matches on TV. I watch the golfers take several minutes to figure out how they are going to hit the ball and it goes way off.

A lot of Pros can’t hit the fairway either. Time to stop the “silence” treatment for event fans.

Use your putter and tell everybody you had an eagle putt.

He’s in uncharted territory.

Usually the only time I see the fairway is when I tee off and if I look back after I get on the green.

That close, I’d take a Pitching Wedge

When you realize you’re a terrible golfer.

The blind squirrel has found a nut… and doesn’t know what to do with it.