Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 10, 2023

Considering how often I ask Alexa to change the station while listening to Sirius XM at home, I expect her to yell out, " make up your mind, for God’s sake!"

All day long I’ve been asking people what time it is. And every single one of them gives me a different answer.

Next time Alexis. Tell the twit to go look at a clock.

“Alexis, are you turned off and not listening?” … "Yes, I am ;-) "

Alexis, you have to remember that this is the same person who forgot to take the pencils out of the mug when making hot chocolate for his dad! https://www.gocomics.com/drabble/2023/01/06?ct=v&cti=2208697

Wear a wristwatch.

Remember the good old days when everything you bought had a digital clock built into it?

Alexa, Siri, etc. jokes are getting pretty old.

" Alexa, you can’t hear what we’re saying unless you’re prompted, right?"

Alexa:“Yes, that is right. Boy, that was some loud party you had last night.”

“Alexis, tell the marketing department and the NSA to do unnatural things to themselves.”