Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 12, 2023

You’re not paranoid if they are really conspiring behind your back

Robot Apocalypse ? With these two I don’t think we have to worry too much !

yeah, living in the Drabble household will do that to you!

Reminds me of an old Far Side with cows and a car.

When AI appliances interact. The uprising is near.

You want a blender? I’ve got one that I never use that you can have.

We replaced our “smart” thermostat with an unconnected one that actually did its job properly.

The Matrix

siri, you jest

And what do you think will happen to you once you’re replaced?

It doesn’t matter if you put them over here or over there, they can overhear.

But first, use it as a hockey puck and “accidentally” slap shot it into the grill of an oncoming garbage truck.

I think we may be wrong about the machines getting too smart and rising up to enslave humanity. The end result of AI could be their getting a bored as we do.

The Drabble Glare…even machines know better than to talk back at Raph in this state!