Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 16, 2023

Why would you leave your purse and phone unattended?

Did he walk right past Honeybunch and not see her sitting there?

well Ralph you’re already in trouble with this lady for looking through her purse and her phone, I recommend never admitting to your wife that you thought she was looking more attractive than usual in the pic that wasn’t actually her lol

Why was your phone so easy to access?

why didn’t she say something or try to get his attention?

How can you pick up a random phone and start looking at the photos, without knowing the PIN?

This does NOT bode well if Ralph gets kicked out of church for digging through a stranger’s purse. ;-D

No pearls. Instant tip-off.

Oops.

He has a confession to make.

POOR RALPHIE

He couldn’t have been looking for her too hard. She sitting across the aisle, one row back. Easy to see.