Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 31, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  10 months ago

    Yeah, you really don’t want to get their attention.

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    Limpid Lizard  10 months ago

    Nobody honks at me when I drive. I wonder what I’m doing wrong.

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    Macushlalondra  10 months ago

    You don’t want to make the geese angry. If you’re lucky they’ll only flap you. If you’re not so lucky they’ll do something else they’re known for.

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    daDoctah1  10 months ago

    We don’t really have a lot of geese around here, but if they’re anything like our mourning doves, instead of yelling you should be throwing rocks at them.

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    jagedlo  10 months ago

    “They might miss you and hit me instead!”

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    mepowell  10 months ago

    Then there’s wild turkeys which like the suburbs. One morning, my nephew went out and three turkeys were asleep on his car and the rest of the flock was around it.

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    e.groves  10 months ago

    He must be one of those drivers who actually stop at stop signs. The honking is from the drivers behind him.

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    Don’t holler at the clouds, either, Ralph!!

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    DawnQuinn1  10 months ago

    Having a drake chase you can get VERY uncomfortable. lol

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    Do others honk at you if you have a big honker?

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    The Fly Hunter  10 months ago

    I was once parked with geese all around my car. I honked the horn on my car and the geese honked back.

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    Yeah, you’ll just honk them off.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    They must have taken a gander at Ralph’s head.

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