Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 18, 2024

I have one, afraid to use it. ALWAYS get stuck or dead battery under something

I get ( from under the couch) “please clean the brushes.” Well I wouldn’t have to clean them if you would stay out from under the couch! Sheesh, nobody can see under there, why does she go there?

At first, I thought it was Emeril (bam)!

One good feature about them is that they fit nicely in a garbage can.

Zoom zoom zoom. LOL!

Who opened the door

Well, if you wouldn’t leave crumbs on the floor, Ralph!

It would find lots of stuff to gobble up in a garbage pail!

That thing would be on Ralph’s tail 24/7 if it didn’t have to recharge.

iCrumba!

This is turning into an Isaac Asimov comic.

Just use the “Off” switch during nap time. Or reset the timer. Simple.

My regular vacuum quit on me yesterday. I know where I could have gotten it fixed but there’s something else there now.