Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 18, 2024

Well, at least he didn’t look up with his mouth open all the way home….

Profuse sweating?

The other day my wife came home from work and asked me what trouble I have been getting into, I told her it’s better that she doesn’t know. (No trouble really, just nice to keep people guessing once in a while.)

Scattered showers. Some in the bathroom, even….

Norm is usually wet behind the ears but now he’s just taking it to a whole new level.

yeah, you may not like the answers…

I’d say he walked through someone’s sprinkler but it’s the wrong time of year for that.

He was probably staring down at his phone while walking (like so many do these days!) and walked through someone’s pool instead of around it lol

The neighbor shot him with the hose to keep him off his lawn.

Hyperhidrosis or he walked through the sprinklers.

Maybe ran into a sprinkler? LOL

He took a shortcut through a car wash.

Went through the car wash with the windows down.

I’m curious why he is wet, but smart enough not to ask.

His “Bucket List” still had water in it…

(¬_¬)

Well he doesn’t enough to get out of the rain.

You have to keep you’re questions simple and to the point, “Why are you wet?”, and speak very slowly.

Thanks for soppin’ by.

The neighbor’s sprinklers were on:)

Maybe Norman was mowing the lawn?

maybe they were flushing the hydrants

He went out with Andy Capp

This is “Norm”-al for him.