Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 14, 2024

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    salakfarm Premium Member 8 months ago

    Every time my spine feels better, I lift something.

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    Wilde Bill  8 months ago

    It was time to move Ralph to the curb.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  8 months ago

    “Does the old fat guy come with it…?”

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    xaingo  8 months ago

    Are we sure Steinbauer is Ralph’s nemesis? The bald guy always seems to be around when Ralph is in an embarrassing situation.

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    Out of the Past  8 months ago

    In my neighborhood he and the table would be gone in five minutes. They’d probably leave Norm.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 8 months ago

    I got a massage chair and had to help the guy get it into the house. The worst part was having to put it together before I could use it on my aching back, LOL!

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    ottowald  8 months ago

    I see so many of those in garage sales.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    Demonstrating its use should help in selling it.

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    bloodykate  8 months ago

    I could have used one of those recently!

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    Chris  8 months ago

    if you put the for sale sign next to it, would that make Ralph for sale too? :\

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    david_42  8 months ago

    Being inverted gives me the willies.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 8 months ago

    I need one of these but my apartment is already crowded with stuff!

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    MichaelD Premium Member 8 months ago

    Another fun punchline would have been to have someone in a Batman costume come along right then. “I’ll take it.”

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    It has kind of a symbiotic relationship, carrying it makes you need to use it.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    Selling it would be sacraligious.

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