Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 27, 2024

Cactus Jack saw Steinbauer’s eyes.

Not “concealed weapons.” “Foreign objects!”

I’m guessing the concealed weapon against him was a triple cheeseburger with fries

What HOA lets you work on your car at your house? That’s usually a big no-no.

Dad was a wrestler? Why did I not know this? Not that you’d know it by looking at the way he eats…

Oh, look. Concealed carry.

Not to be a buzzkill, but strictly speaking, that is a wrecking bar, not a crow bar

He keeps his crowbar next to his birth certificate.

And I thought MY neighbors were dangerous, lol! Or not lol :(

“Are you ready to RUM-BLE!”

Cactus Jack? I think Mick Foley would like to have a word with you…

And now he’s your next door neighbor. What could go wrong?

Wait – Ralph was a rassler?!?!

I guess Pro Wrestler was Ralph’s first job. I wasn’t reading the strip back then. But his wrestling days are referenced more than a few times. Is that where he met his friend, No-Neck who later became a mall cop with him? I miss No-Neck. And malls for that matter. Dang, I’m old.

It’s my understanding that this Cactus Jack predates Mick Foley going by that name.

Well there goes the neighborhood.

That is not a crow bar, crow bars are long and straight and usually have a digging point. That is a wrecking bar.

And Steinbauer is concerned with Ralph.

If CJ needs some foreign objects, I’ve got some really old frozen Swedish meatballs wrapped in cheap Chinese aluminum foil. Doesn’t get much more foreign than that!!