Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 17, 2024

It’s still whole. How did you not look before now?

Wasn’t there an odor?

A warm hard boiled toe jam egg… Mmmmm!

I think that’s walking on eggs, you dolt. In fact, the shoe has no laces to tie. I guess idiot dad couldn’t teach idiot son THAT basic life lesson.

Oops, I thought the flag showed the bunny thumbing his nose…

How did his foot fit in his shoe with that egg in it?

My husband has diabetic nerve pain in his feet. A few weeks ago he asked me if he had something on the bottom of his foot. Nothing looked abnormal (for him). That was when he showed me a paint stick that was broken in half. It had fallen into his shoe without him noticing. He then proceeded to wear the shoe for a few hours while working on his truck. The sock was stiff where the paint had leaked, and upon closer inspection I could just make out the line on his foot where it had sat. Between the white “noise” of the pain that he has constantly and really good shoe cushions he never knew it was there!

Here you go Wally!

Reminds the Animaniacs Good Idea Bad IdeaGood Idea: Finding Easter Eggs on EasterBad Idea: Finding Easters on the 4th of July

So you can do another hunt this year.

Wally is priceless.

That’s a live grenade there Ralph.