Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 30, 2024

What’s the catch?

She missed him? Sounds like she needs more time down at the range getting sighted in, then.

Not sure what her game is.

Who is this woman and why does she look like Wendy?

I’d like to talk to you about a multi-level marketing opportunity.

Well, can you blame the poor boy for being confused, Wendy?

Aaaaannnd right when you thought he was at the top of the idiot totem pole……

Did we shift into a parallel universe?

She thinks it’s nice see me? She missed me? She’s talking to me?

“I missed you”

Wendy always was a bad shot

Norman, you’re not in Kansas anymore…

Normans alarm clock will go off soon.

She wants something.

I realize confused is Norm’s norm, but this time I understand why.

Did she get a personality transplant?

Run Norman! The body snatchers are here!!!!

Ask her out for coffee and to catch up. Just a thought …..

Don’t fall for it Norm! It’s a trap!!

Like a few others here, my first thought, and response to Wendy would be: Whaddya want?!?

Norman is not used to nice talk.

Let’s be honest: this is not just Norman’s reaction, but ours as well. Wendy being NICE?! This does not bode well…..