Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 19, 2024

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    C  about 9 hours ago

    Low blow

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    Yakety Sax  about 9 hours ago

    If he steps on after new batteries it will SCREAM!

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    danketaz Premium Member about 8 hours ago

    Which means the scale will be dead until at least the new year, Huzzah!

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    win.45mag  about 4 hours ago

    Never saw a device that said “low” by itself, without having a battery symbol or something. But if it DID say low, it meant his IQ. If Ralph ever committed murder, they couldn’t give him the death penalty because he is RETARRDED !!!

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    dbrucepm  about 3 hours ago

    low is where his belly hangs

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    RobinHood  about 3 hours ago

    Just take the win

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    ddl297  about 3 hours ago

    Still beats the old scale with a needle going WAY over to the right! “Stop, stop, STOP!!”

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    Out of the Past  about 3 hours ago

    It usually says back this truck off me.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 hours ago

    When you have a belly like that you don’t need a scale to tell you to slow down your intake.

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    david_42  about 2 hours ago

    “One at a time, please.”

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    Ha-low!

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    markkahler52  about 2 hours ago

    My uncle was aath teacher…his scale registered in Calculus…

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    Chris  24 minutes ago

    but he was happy. :(

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