Group punishments worked in Sister Lucy’s classroom, so why not the NFL? Every arrest of a player under contract costs the team a draft pick (the pick depends on the severity of the arrest—first degree murder, first round, running a red light, seventh round).
ConserveGov over 11 years ago
They definitely have a problem, but I can’t wait for some Sunday Football!
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
The last I heard a Colt was caught with a handgun, but he didn’t shoot anybody..
Fourcrows over 11 years ago
If you sent all the NFL violators to San Quentin, and let them field a pro team, you’d probably have a dominant Super Bowl dynasty team.
phoenixnyc over 11 years ago
Group punishments worked in Sister Lucy’s classroom, so why not the NFL? Every arrest of a player under contract costs the team a draft pick (the pick depends on the severity of the arrest—first degree murder, first round, running a red light, seventh round).
d_legendary1 over 11 years ago
Looks like another “The Longest Yard” movie is going to be in the works if this keeps up.