The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 25, 1996
Transcript:
Eno: What are you doing in here? You should be training for the dog show! Fang: I'm making out a list of campaign promises. I figure it won't hurt to buy some votes. Eno: You GOOB! This isn't an election! It's a dog contest! The only ones who'll vote are the judges!! Fang: Really? Fang: So what am I going to do with this $12 million I got from that union lobbyist?