The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 12, 1996
Transcript:
Eno: Hey, Fang, old man thompson's dog is in our front yard. Go chase him away. Fang: You're crazy! That dog's a psychopath! He's a man eater! He'd kill me!! Eno: Yeah. He does look pretty mean. Look at the neck on that thing!! Fang: I once saw him eat a paper boy in six bites. He buried the bike out by the gas grill. Eno: Wow! I wonder what kind of dog he is, anyway. Fang: Rottweiler, I think. It's hard to tell through me hockey mask.