The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for April 13, 1997
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Tv: Look, ChimChim! Speed's brakes aren't working! He's heading right for that bus full of amway salesmen!! Eno: Aw, dang! Look at that. I accidentally tore the tag off this throw pillow. Fang:You what!! Fang: You idiot! There's a reason they put those do not remove tag warnings on cushions and bedding!