The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for April 25, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: You know that new guy who moved in across the street? Gina: Mr. Fazolio? What about him? Eno: I'm beginning to suspect he might be in the government's witness relocation program. Gina: Why's that? Eno: He's been paying me a dollar every morning to start his car.