The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 28, 1997
Transcript:
Radio:...so then he tells me he forgot his wallet and asks if I could pay for dinner!! And after that he realizes that his keys are locked in the car and we have to walk home!! Can you believe it?! Radio: It was the worst blind date of my life! Now I'm afraid this loser is going to ask me out again! What should I do? Eno: Wow! Is there anything more depressing than hearing someone run your down to Dr. Laura?