The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 15, 1998
Transcript:
Eno: Uh...um...uh...er...eh... Fang: He's been standing there in the same spot for twelve hours. Eno: Duh....wha...um.... Fang: He doesn't say a word. He just sort of mumbles and whimpers. Elvin: Wow! Is there anything more disabling then trying to come up with a clever answering machine message? Eno: Um...oh...er....