The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 03, 1998
Transcript:
Eno: This coffee tastes funny. Are you sure the cream isn't bad? Fang: We were out of cream so I had to improvise. Eno: Improvise? You didn't use cream of mushroom soup again? Fang: Heck no! I'm no dummy. I don't make the same mistake twice. Fang: I used milk of magnesia.