The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 11, 1998
Transcript:
Eno: It started when the weather guy on channel 2 began having a five day extended forecast. So the guy on channel 3 upped his forecast to six days. Eno: So the channel 2 guy stretched his to seven days. Can you believe it? The channel 3 guy couldn't compete with that. He knew his limitations. Elvin: Hey guys. What's up? Fang: Eno was just explaining to me why the tv weather guy is naked.