The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 29, 1998
Transcript:
Eno: Fang! Our cash jar is empty! What happened to our money?! Fang: I mailed it to Sally Struthers. Eno: You what?! Fang: I saw her doing one of those commercials for poor children, so I sent her all of our spare cash. Eno: I'm glad you did that, Fang. Maybe she can use that money to get her acting career back on track and quit making us feel guilty.