The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 24, 1999
Transcript:
Man: Hmm....everything looks in order here. i think you're the person we're looking for. Man: I'll have the keys to your company car sent up in...wait! What's this?! I didn't see this before. I can't hire you! Man: It says here that you've been rebuked by the wiffle guru! Eno: Dang! I knew that would come back to haunt me.