The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 14, 1999
Transcript:
Fang: Wow! Seems like there's a lot of successful people from your high school class. Eno: Big deal! For your information, me and buddy biff are jointly responsible for inventing one of the hottest selling items in the undergarment industry. Fang: What are you talking about? Eno: thong underwear! I helped biff with the concept. He made billions off the idea, but I never saw one dime! Fang: You invented thong undies?! Eno: Well, let's just say if it weren't for me, Biff would never have gotten the idea off the ground. Voice: Atomic wedgie! Eno: Biff! we were just talking about you.