The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 21, 2000
Transcript:
Eno: I know we've just met, but I've never hit it off with someone like this before. You're incredible. Woman: I feel the same way! Eno: Really!? Wow! Maybe my luck with women is finally starting to change! I think this is the beginning of something special! Eno: Uh, I think your pagers going off. Woman: No. That's just my house arrest ankle monitor.