The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 19, 2000
Transcript:
Man: Grunt. Here y'go. One mega macho cheese burger value meal. Eno: I want that supersized. Man: Supersize the mega macho meal?! It can't be done!! No one has ever... Man: Get back in the kitchen, Scotty!! Man: Cap'n!! The ovens can't take much more!! Eno: Uh, I'm in a hurry. Could you warpspeed that order?