The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 25, 2000
Transcript:
Fang: Where've you been? Eno: Moonlighting. Eno: I got a part time job as a door to door salesman to bring in some more cash. Fang: Great. How's it going? Eno: not good. Eno: I can't close the deal. It seems I can't get past the part where I empty a full ashtray onto the customer's carpet. Fang: You mean that classic vacuum cleaner demonstration doesn't win them over? Eno: Vacuum cleaners? I sell carpeting.