The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 17, 2000
Transcript:
Eno:...so anyway, I read about these things called pheromones. Eno: They're hormones released in perspiration that drive the opposite sex bonkers. Eno: So, a date on the hottest day of the year, plus my car's air conditioner being broken, suddenly seems romantic, doesn't it? Woman: Once you slow down below 40 miles per hour I'm jumping out.