The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 21, 2000
Transcript:
Eno: AH HA! I knew you were up to something! This is a new low for you!! Eno: You've done some sneaky things in your time, but this takes the cake!! How could you?!! Eno: Tunneling your way into our panty to get into my stash of ding dongs and ho hos!! Fang: Hey! You're the one who padlocked the door!!