The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 26, 2004
September 25, 2004
September 27, 2004
Transcript:
Man: So what is is this time? Eno: Well, I was watching that extreme makeover show on tv, and it got me thinking. Is plastic surgery expensive? Man: What did you want done? eno: Well, I've always felt me ears stuck out too much. I'd like to have them pinned back. Man: Well, that would Eno: Oh yeah. And a nose job. And maybe a chin implant. Eno: and I might as well get a hair weave to cover up my bald spot. and some lasik surgery on my eyes, and then i'd get my teeth fixed and whitened. Eno: And maybe some botox in my forehead and lips. So how much would all that cost? Man: actually, it'd be more cost effective to just graft a whole new head onto your neck.
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