The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 29, 2009
Transcript:
Man: Remember in the ad where it showed... Man 2: You see, all of those broken mirrors were clues.. Man: So the cop traced the call back to the same house where... Eno: AUUGHHHHHH Eno: Pant pant pant Eno: Why is it that whenever there's a movie out I want to see, the whole world tries to spoil the ending for me?! Fang: The killer was the cops twin brother.
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
“Just for that Fang, no beer for a week”.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Way to go Fang! Eno’s going to tell you who wins the Eukanuba National Dog Campionship!
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
No….. the killer was ENO!!!!!!!!
comicgos almost 15 years ago
It’s really really good, but I won’t tell you the ending - just that it’s NOT what you’ll be thinking it is!
LittleYipScream almost 15 years ago
This is no laughing matter. No, no. A fella spoiled the movie “Alien” for me by revealing how the creature popped out of a character’s chest. I was depressed for days.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Did that b#tch I married have a son named Fang?
marjancek almost 15 years ago
Alien from the chest?? bleeep, you’ve ruined it for me too!
mjensen9999 almost 15 years ago
For months my buddies in college were quoting from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. When I finally saw it, there wasn’t a line I hadn’t heard. The quotes page of IMDB is 26 pages long! Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she’s a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] … I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
I saw that movie. The butler did it.
pearlandpeach almost 15 years ago
Reminds me of Magnum when he tried to watch a, was it Redsocks, game and SOMEBODY told him who won.
Miss Magnum.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Yes I miss Magnum too! That guy is STILL HANDSOME!
5639 almost 15 years ago
Glenn is the man. Gary is about as comparable to his brother as James Belushi is to John.
Ashrey almost 15 years ago
Thank you to the moron who told the ending of Precious in Lazarus on 125th street. Stupid cow.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
I will not ruin the ending to Inception or Toy Story 3, but here are other spoilers I can part with-Darth Vader is Luke father, the ship sinks, Bruce Willis is a ghost, and Soylent Green is people.