Eno: Excuse me. Where are you smartphone? Man: right behind you. Under that big sign that says "smartphones." Eno: Oh. Man: Perhaps these might be more your speed.
I was at home with rotary dial and getting up to change the station. Yesterday Installed a router and a Blu-Ray. I’m no longer a Luddite. Until 4 PM when SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED discovers we no longer get Oprah. Help me with this modern tech, how do I get a plane ticket for Bora Bora?
comicgos over 14 years ago
Rumor has it they’ve sold a lot of smart phones to some really stupid people!
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
Eno’s speed is reverse.
alviebird over 14 years ago
I’ve never paid for a cell phone, but I have a free SafeLink phone.
For anyone that cannot afford a cell phone: You may want to look at this > https://www.safelinkwireless.com/EnrollmentPublic/about_us.aspx
If you qualify, it is absolutely free. They give you phone and 68 roll-over minutes a month.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
At least the Idiot Phones don’t have antenna problems.
WoodEye over 14 years ago
The problem is, the phone has idiot problems.
Jolly1995 over 14 years ago
Ohhhh, shop somewhere else…….
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yup, definitely more Eno’s speed.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
These are the Droids you’re looking for.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I was at home with rotary dial and getting up to change the station. Yesterday Installed a router and a Blu-Ray. I’m no longer a Luddite. Until 4 PM when SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED discovers we no longer get Oprah. Help me with this modern tech, how do I get a plane ticket for Bora Bora?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
“Idiot Phones” is misspelled– that would be “Idiot Fones”…
which reminds me , in our local white pages, up until a few years ago, if you looked up “Fone company” , it would read “see phone company”
pirate227 over 14 years ago
^lol, where do you live?
poohbear8192 over 14 years ago
Sheik:
Are you having a Avatar Identity crisis?
Suggestion:
Next time. Just the mustache.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Whoa, Lewreader. We old timers don’t catch planes to Bora Bora…we hop freights to Duluth.
pierreandnicole over 14 years ago
That sales associate is SO MEAN. And, anyone notice that he resembles Eno?
BanderaKen over 14 years ago
They do sell idiot phones. They are advertised in AARP’s magazine.